Home » News » Tickled » My CSS identity

« Acronyms on this site | Main | Upgraded to Movable Type 3.2 »

My CSS identity

I suddenly had a thought this afternoon that I should write a css identifier that descibed me. This has probably be done before but I didn't want to search the web to find out as I am basking in cheerfullness!

#SimonCox {
border: none known;
direction: ever decreasing cirles;
content: management;
display: madness;
cursor: F*ck you, you f*cking f*ck!;
elevation: 6ft;
empty-cells: plenty - due to drink;
list-style: lurches to left;
padding: plenty thank you;
richness: none;
margin: water;
volume: shy;
stress: none;
position: sitting;
speech-rate: fast;
visibility: hidden;
word-spacing: 1nanosecond;
widows: MacOSX;
z-index: bottom of the pile;
}

For those that don't know CSS - tough! All the first bits are real CSS style atributes and the second bits are mostly my own values.

Posted by Simon at August 19, 2005 3:33 PM

Social Bookmarks:These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • co.mments
  • del.icio.us
  • digg
  • Furl
  • Ma.gnolia
  • RawSugar
  • Reddit
  • Spurl
  • TailRank
  • YahooMyWeb


Trackback Pings

Comments

1 August 20, 2005 1:27 PM Dean

Ha! very clever. I'll have a go:

#dean_sabatino {
border: none that I know of...;
float: leftish;
content: increasing;
display: goatee;
cursor: Sh*t!;
elevation: 5.8ft;
empty-cells: plenty - due to drink;
list-style: square;
padding: a bit around the middle;
richness: none;
margin: not enough;
volume: punk rock;
stress: moderate;
position: sitting;
speech-rate: almost none;
visibility: visible elsewhere;
word-spacing: eons;
windows: WinXP;
z-index: 43;
}

2 August 29, 2005 10:29 AM Shirley

Hi Simon+Paula,

That's pretty funny! We just had a case study on one of the guys put sth. like this on the directory.

Still got to work today.:( Anyway, enjoy your bank holiday.