David Blaine is inane

When David Blaine hit our small screens I was fascinated and intrigued. Now he is trying to emulate Harry Houdini by living in a box above the Thames for 44 days.

Whe David Blain hit our small screens I was fascinated and intrigued. Even when the spoiler program came out and showed how he did his tricks I still thought they were good. Now he is trying to emulate Harry Houdini by doing huge stunts and it just doesn't grab my interest.

When he announced his latest stunt, survive for 44 days in a glass box hanging near the Thames, I wasn't that interested. However, the British public have put an edge on the story that makes it fascinating. Unlike in the US where everyone clapped and cheered him on when walking past his standing on the pole stunt, the British public don't really like him and and trying to break him!

This is all brilliant and makes it interesting. If he gets through the 44 days he will have earnt his $5million, yes FIVE MILLION, dollars. That's 113,636.36 dollars a day. Go on everyone - make him earn it!

So far the following has happened:

People have been throwing food at the box, including eggs, pies and bananas!
One man was driving golf balls at the box!
A burger van is parked nearby selling food to the public - and w know how they smell!
The crowds have been singing all night to keep him awake!
Someone brought an Indian Bangra Drum and beat it all night - eliciting complaints from the residents the other side of the river!
Blain went crazy when he thought he was about to get assassinated, little red laser beams started darted all over the box - it was kids with laser light pens!
A woman has been prancing round in her underwear!
Rugby players have mooned him!
A skinny dipper went swimming in the river!
Someone flew a radio controlled helicopter around the box with a cheeseburger suspended below it!